I was in the getaway car, rushing to the nearest exit, and home free. Well, I would have been, out it weren't for those damned meddling birds.
They weren't exactly having it out for me, but they somehow did me in. I had the loot, was on the highway, and the feathery fucks were en route to intercept me and my squad of merry theives.
So they dive-bombed the car. Their little beaks popped through the old rag top of the car, squaks and caws deafend us, causing us to wreck into a nearby field.
As we came to, the officers approached, and they said:
"Next time, if you want to avoid cop birds, don't be so seedy."
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